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Page Turns & Profit Margins – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)

This desk mat is your brand, your mantra, and your proof that multitasking is hot.

It was designed for the romance reader who can analyze a spreadsheet and a smut scene with equal precision. You thrive on a tight budget and a tight embrace (preferably fictional, preferably shirtless).

You’re not just balancing budgets—you’re balancing plotlines, profit margins, and the occasional fictional fling. And this desk mat keeps up. 

Add to cart, babe. Your desk deserves something as clever as you.

Product features

  • Non-slip bottom
  • Durable hemmed edges
  • Made from 100% Neoprene
  • Available in three sizes
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Regular Price
$29.99
Sale Price
$29.99
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Size: 12" × 18"

Sku: 33850826259076037705